https://nitter.net/CawthornforNC/status/1521994807526281218
A new hit against me just dropped.
Years ago, in this video, I was being crass with a friend, trying to be funny.
We were acting foolish, and joking.
That’s it.
I’m NOT backing down.
I told you there would be a drip drip campaign.
Blackmail won't win. We will.
:sweat: yeah a drip drip campaign
ScotPilgrimVsTheLibs Vs. The United States, 2023:
"Your honor, it appears that my right to legally be gay has been stripped by the Supreme Court, but I'll have you know that it was all a joke. You cannot criminalize me because you are trying to take away my right to a sense of humor. Clearly you don't understand how utterly hilarious it is for me to marry and start a family with my bro."
Obergefell gets restored in a 9-0 vote, and all discrimination protection laws get established in one fell swoop, and I go down in history as the individual that erased homophobia from existence. Even ISIS gets an LGBT wing.