This is the fair and balanced type of reporting Germans fawn over their totally independent state media for.
Racist overtones aside, conquering foreign markets with their cars is the only thing that's kept West Germany relevant since the annexation of the DDR, and that's coming to an end.
"Yooo Germany, remember how the Qing leased you Qingdao?" looks at Hamburg
Oh god, please yes. I'd move in a heartbeat.