Nut doesn't fall far from the tree. I wonder how she's gonna spin this one. Poor bastard. Can you imagine having that as your mother?

She's such a perfect representation of Colorado right-wingers.

Six victims are listed in the summary, with ages ranging from a three-year-old toddler to a 64-year-old.

I'd really love to know what he took from the toddler tbh.

Everything about this mugshot screams 1983.

I mean, what else would you do when you found out your mom was doing over-the-pants stuff at Beetlejuice and people were calling that a handjob???????