It smelled so good it summoned an actual bear to the dry ass top of this mountain

    • Darthsenio_Mall [he/him]
      hexagon
      ·
      3 years ago
      1. Flour/butter, beyond sausage, bell peppers, carrots, onion, garlic, some cajun seasoning from cabella's, italian seasoning, serrano peppers, half a bag of frozen walmart shrimp, canned whole tomatoes, 5 minute rice. I was but a humble vegetable chopper/fire tender/ladelsmith so I'm not sure the exact amounts of the ingredients but that was it.

      2. A black bear, thankfully no grizzlies 'round these parts.

      • FlakesBongler [they/them]
        ·
        3 years ago

        Same kind of bears what fucked up that Libertarian town up in New Hampshire

        Excellent

        • Nakoichi [they/them]
          ·
          3 years ago

          Cowards couldn't even defend their town against oversized raccoons.

          • FlakesBongler [they/them]
            ·
            3 years ago

            And it's New Hampshire

            I literally drove past five gun stores during my trip to Vermont

            One of which had pictures on the front comparing Joe Biden to Hitler and Stalin

            Weird state