I don't dream. No nightmares either. I have no problems sleeping and I'm not on drugs so it isn't a health thing - I've been like this all my life.
The only times I've managed to dream are when I nap while already well-rested, but even then I still usually don't. Like I might get 1 or 2 dreams a year in total from when I go back to sleep immediately after waking up, but never from normal sleep.
Anyone else like this?
Does "99% of the time" count? If so then yes. I remember almost every dream I have just because I have so few of them that it's a notable event for me when they happen.
But, maybe this seems weird, I feel like I'm aware of the time I spend sleeping more than the average person. I can say to myself, "I will wake up at six AM", and then do it without an alarm. I think it's related to how light I sleep (I need earplugs to sleep soundly in any room with another person), like maybe I'm waking up and looking at my clock and not realizing it.
my last dream is really embarrassing
My mom gave me a bag of weed. I smoked it with Rick from Rick and Morty. We both had giant glass bongs that constantly changed colors. Then when I went back inside, I tried to give my mom the rest of her weed back and I accidentally dropped it all over the floor. While I was picking it up my sister came in an accused me of trying to steal my mom's weed because I was addicted to it, and I spent the rest of the dream trying to convince her and my mom that that wasn't the case.
I can sometimes do the internal alarm clock thing too, but for me it happens when I'm so anxious about the upcoming day that I don't sleep much in anticipation.
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LMAO you should've pinned it all on Rick