my partner came into the bedroom late one night to find me on two stacked chairs hitting the ceiling with a broom in our bronx apt. She thought i was sleep walking and when i went back to bed and laid down she went back to the living room to continue working.
She asked me about it the next day and laughed her head off when I told her our upstairs neighbor left her vibrator on and it must have fallen to the floor. It was buzzing for a good 5 minutes across their floor before I got irritated enough to try to hit the ceiling.
my partner came into the bedroom late one night to find me on two stacked chairs hitting the ceiling with a broom in our bronx apt. She thought i was sleep walking and when i went back to bed and laid down she went back to the living room to continue working.
She asked me about it the next day and laughed her head off when I told her our upstairs neighbor left her vibrator on and it must have fallen to the floor. It was buzzing for a good 5 minutes across their floor before I got irritated enough to try to hit the ceiling.
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if that hadn't worked out.... i dunno lol