Please don't do unserious answers, or at least add a disclaimer before it and make sure the question has been answered seriously prior to that.
My question:
Is it normal using cutlery always hurts? Every single time I use knife, fork of spoon for anything else but scooping something soft, it hurts. It's been like this my entire life. Are people really in pain every time they eat without anyone speaking of it????
I will use almost any (except blue ink), but I have slowly been trying to find my "go to" pen right now is a Pilot Precise V5... but I do not know how long that will last