It's your destiny damnit,
::: spoiler
if you won't become the worm, your son will and usher in 3000 years of Duncan Idahoes and beefswellings under his tyrannical reign!!!
:::
Idk if the spoilers worked on hiding the middle books of the series' plot & honestly Lemmy documentation is too frustrating for me in my current state to figure out if I hid my spoilers correctly or not. Plainly this calls for a Butlerian Jihad.
Literally what else am I gonna do? Apparently this is the best option. I searched for a path where things didn't get so fucking weird, but apparently that's just not an option.
Bruh your mom is your lifelong enemy's kid & your dad's side of the family has been engaged in that same blood feud for hundreds of years. It's not about you: you're an instrument for wheels within wheels within wheels. Let go, ride the worm, make a few babies, and enjoy the intergalactic massacre committed in your name, ok sweatie?
You truly are the Lisan al Gaib! Muad'dib! Muad'dib!!!
Cut that out!
It's your destiny damnit, ::: spoiler if you won't become the worm, your son will and usher in 3000 years of Duncan Idahoes and beefswellings under his tyrannical reign!!! :::
Idk if the spoilers worked on hiding the middle books of the series' plot & honestly Lemmy documentation is too frustrating for me in my current state to figure out if I hid my spoilers correctly or not. Plainly this calls for a Butlerian Jihad.
Sounds like not my destiny at all.
Fine, fine. Go march off into the desert blind. Your future will catch up to you.
Literally what else am I gonna do? Apparently this is the best option. I searched for a path where things didn't get so fucking weird, but apparently that's just not an option.
Bruh your mom is your lifelong enemy's kid & your dad's side of the family has been engaged in that same blood feud for hundreds of years. It's not about you: you're an instrument for wheels within wheels within wheels. Let go, ride the worm, make a few babies, and enjoy the intergalactic massacre committed in your name, ok sweatie?