Not even joking about this lmao let’s set all the golf courses on fire

  • Norm_Chumpsky [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Nobody’s salting an entire golf course from tip to taint. I’m talking about fucking up some putting greens, which would just get re-sodded anyway, not engineering an ecological disaster. And yeah, salt is toxic to people if you eat too much, I don't people are eating golf course soil.

    • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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      2 years ago

      What if we get 6,000 gophers and release them on the green? Let the furry little insurgents do the job for us?