Ik Brandon cringe for not going full Xicko mode on oil corps but god damn, Bezos needs to be shot.
we used to not hear from this guy, why's he suddenly tweeting and doing epic clapbacks? is he just jealous of the attention Musk gets?
I posited a few months ago that some pr team got a hold of him and convinced him he could be loved.
he literally has all the money in the world and this is the best he's got
if biden were half as cool as the chuds think he is, he'd have sent a team of marines to fucking execute the prick lmao
though they would have crashed 2 helicopters and shot the wrong guy
It must be so cool to be Chinese and watching your government sentence corrupt billionaires to death. God willing Biden snaps one-day and throws Bezos in the electric chair
More probable scenario is that Bezos throws Biden in the electric chair.
my most hellish prediction is that Bezos knows that his will go over like a fart in church and kayfabe twitter shitflinging will ensue in an attempt to make Biden appear antagonistic towards billionaires
it's the only thing that makes sense besides the more probable "my man's brain is stupid". Lower fuel prices would be a windfall for a company that ships so much product.
It takes a special kind of monster to experience Overview Effect in a way that makes them conclude "Fulfillment centers... in space!" :lord-bezos-amused:
Please mister gas man lower the number on your sign :dem:
