:porky-happy: "Bro, just put your faith in me. I am a corporation, I am a private citizen just like you! All this wealth shows I am a sage, and thus I can lead us all to utopia. Those communists are just maniacs that want to put the mediocre in charge, they can't even run a hello world program. Put in me in power, and everything will run perfectly!"
:porky-happy: "Bro, what if we made housing a luxury for the rich?"
People now cannot afford to live
:eco-porky: "Wait, some people seem to not like this. I got it! Can you believe that the Jews are making us live in pods and eating the bugs?! Never mind that I am making record profits, dumb poor. Clearly if we repeal gay marriage or give special treatment to white people, everything will be run perfectly well again!"
:porky-happy: "Bro, just put your faith in me. I am a corporation, I am a private citizen just like you! All this wealth shows I am a sage, and thus I can lead us all to utopia. Those communists are just maniacs that want to put the mediocre in charge, they can't even run a hello world program. Put in me in power, and everything will run perfectly!"
:porky-happy: "Bro, what if we made housing a luxury for the rich?"
People now cannot afford to live
:eco-porky: "Wait, some people seem to not like this. I got it! Can you believe that the Jews are making us live in pods and eating the bugs?! Never mind that I am making record profits, dumb poor. Clearly if we repeal gay marriage or give special treatment to white people, everything will be run perfectly well again!"
And they call themselves "anti-establishment".
This is not an entirely inaccurate description of myself, tbh.