Blur balls is not a real, medical condition.

What happened to me right before my retina detached

"Do not mock me, lest I unleash the evil eye of orbular illusion."

Fun fact: soccer has no official rule against manipulating the ball with your eye lasers

When you set your ipd to negative integers

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Jigsaw's latest trap. Sing the national anthem of the team you most hate to disarm.

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