And I went on their page to subscribe for a lifetime membership, and they wanted 20 bucks, which I was okay with, but it does not include Major Updates! I guess I'll buy it and just click the do not check for updates button but that seemed kind of, I don't know.
I still think they're pretty cool for not hassling you more than they do.
Am I wrong that this bothered me?
Ark is awesome, though it seems it's not available on Windows.