Jesus: "You did WHAT in my name?!? Why would you torture gay ppl, wtf is wrong with you?!?! Why do you treat poor people so terrible, did you read my book at all?!"

"Oh my dad! Look at how much you've polluted Fathers planet, he is going to be so pissed. What do you mean prosperity gospel? That's not what that means!!! Me-Christ, you people are the devil!"

  • D3FNC [any]
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    8 months ago

    The rapture would supposedly take place after a prolonged period of time, decades if not longer, marked by deep pain and countless suffering by all of humanity. During which, the majority of humanity will in fact perish in awful circumstances.

    The rapture out of a clear blue sky is a pure evangelical hopium dream that expressly contradicts not only the assorted traditions and beliefs of the actual church but even the actual biblical passages they claim to base this misinterpretation from.

    If someone is anticipating the rapture they are deeply ignorant of the basic fundamentals of their own religion, e.g. a typical evangelical.

    • blakeus12 [he/him]
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      8 months ago

      you clearly missed the passage about the gog magog war. silly tankie

    • Amerikan Pharaoh@lemmygrad.ml
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      8 months ago

      Keeping it a buck if I was still in the church like I was before my family found out I was seeing a man, I think I'd assume these times right now were the end-times.