Had a session with my online TTRPG group yesterday. My character spent almost the entire session trying to find onions, to no avail. It was still fun, but i can't help feeling cheated out of some good onion fun.
We needed tears from one of our group members for a ritual, so i wanted him to cut up a bunch of onions.
Do the Beavis & Butt-Head tactic, say you won’t kick them in the balls and then immediately kick them in the balls. Tada, tears.
Me when my players insist on negotiating with the death spirit. Alright Vidia, but if you wanna try to trick the cemetery spirit into thinking you are going to kill people for it, and then insist that "new residents for the cemetery" can absolutely include roadkill that you found, that's fine, but you're just delaying the initiative roll until next month.
