I was in some club and accidentally spilled a drink on his college sweater and he got really upset. He pulled a gravity knife menacingly and chased me out of the club. Eventually he tripped on his shoelaces or a rock, knocked over a waitress, snd got embarrassed because everyone around him was staring.

He got up and saw I was too far away to stab, so he tried to stab the waitress out of anger. I proceeded to stand my ground on her behalf, and he fell onto the floor twitching for a few seconds before expiring.

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