My coworker the other night gestured toward a building across the street and was like "those guys are pissing me off, they're not respecting the flag." And I laughed because that's one of the dumbest things I've ever heard of anyone getting mad about, and he goes "no I'm serious, they're flying the flag at night and it's not lit up. You're supposed to take the flag down or shine a light on it."

And then he was talking about how he's gonna go over there and complain about it and I'm just staying completely silent because the only alternative to silence that I could come up with was something about how I'd sooner burn the flag than follow the dumb flag rules lol

Americans are beyond saving. :xi-plz: