hexaflexagonbear [he/him] to chapotraphouse • 2 years agoI'm probably too old to fight in the water wars. You kids have fun tho.message-squaremessage-square48 fedilinkarrow-up175
arrow-up175message-squareI'm probably too old to fight in the water wars. You kids have fun tho.hexaflexagonbear [he/him] to chapotraphouse • 2 years agomessage-square48 Commentsfedilink
minus-squaremacabretthexbear30·2 years agoI'm probably too old, but give me a pack of cigarettes and put me on the front line distill my blood into water when I die in the first battle link
minus-squarecorgiwithalaptop [any, love/loves]Mhexbear15·2 years agoCigs? Check Eyepatch? Check Scraggly facial hair? Check It's water wars time, baby. link
I'm probably too old, but give me a pack of cigarettes and put me on the front line
distill my blood into water when I die in the first battle
Cigs? Check
Eyepatch? Check
Scraggly facial hair? Check
It's water wars time, baby.