1. What's the point of Hexbear? Well, what's the point of anything?

  2. Hexbear emphatically rejects anything that is not hexagonal and fully supports anything that is.

  3. The better you understand a bear, the more hexagonal they turn out to be.

  4. Hexbear says "Don't be fooled into believing there has to be a reason for everything."

  5. Hexbear reveals the surprising truth about people and situations.

  6. Hexbear does not subscribe to any religion or endorse any political party, or do anything other than be hexagonal and ursine.

  7. There is no real secret to feeling OK

  8. Hexbear may be the preferred website of other people, such as yourself.

  9. Never underestimate the surprising powers of Hexbear brand websites.

  10. Please wake up every morning knowing bears are going to be hexagonal.