NEW YORK—Interrupting testimony as they walked straight up to the former president mid-trial, the Trump boys baked a cake for their father with a gavel hidden inside, court room sources confirmed Wednesday. “We think you’ll find this cake very yummy and full of law hammers,” Donald Trump, Jr. said with a wink as his…
You can tell this is satire because there's no fuckin way these two dipshits could follow the instructions on a box of Betty Crocker