My plan is to just continue being a good little coder (or promote into a manager) for a few more years and then retire in some cheap house somewhere with my partner and try and live as cheaply as possible while spending all my time doing drugs, walking around in nature, and meditating
I was trying to be excessively generous with that poster, to a fault. And now I feel extra ridiculous. :funny-clown-hammer:
You know people have hobbies other than throwing bricks at cops, right?