US Aukus commitment should not be doubted, says assistant secretary of state, while refusing to be drawn on lingering concerns about the sale of nuclear submarines
Oh, of course sir, yes sir. Sorry sir. We'll try to do better next time sir, we shouldn't have assumed your subs that we purchased from you, our benevolent overlord, would be ours. We'll keep in mind in the future that we are paying for the incredible privilege of being one of your overseas military bases. Would you like us to slash funding to medicare or centrelink so your billionaires can profit, as penance for our shameful actions?
Oh, of course sir, yes sir. Sorry sir. We'll try to do better next time sir, we shouldn't have assumed your subs that we purchased from you, our benevolent overlord, would be ours. We'll keep in mind in the future that we are paying for the incredible privilege of being one of your overseas military bases. Would you like us to slash funding to medicare or centrelink so your billionaires can profit, as penance for our shameful actions?