Perejil (parsley): Inocent / gullible / falsely acused of a crime
Papa frita (chip): Dumb / dipshit
Ñoqui (gnocco): Person with a useless job/position that allows for not doing any effort nor even showing up. Mostly used against public sector jobs cuz neolib brainworms, but any middle manager that does jackshit yet gets paid is basically a ñoqui
There you go, done (I'm at the toilet)