A lot of people bitch about how body modification goes against god and/or nature. Well, if nature was such hot shit, it wouldn't make half the population bleed monthly and get us stuck with this fucking trainwreck as a standard feature. Or get horses stuck walking on the anatomical equivalent of their toes . Or make koalas so that they have to consume their parents feces to survive (and are highly likely to get Chlamydia from doing so).