TL;DR: Last Pass is broken. All passwords at the time of the breach were taken. They also got internal secrets from a laptop and can now probably throw computational power at anything they want to decrypt.
Switch. Do not use. Change everything you have if you were using it. Treat everything as breached.
right?
I complained about not being allowed to use old passwords and people were all "just use a password manager" what happens if that gets breached dipshit, let me cycle through obscure old passwords, fuck