What’s manlier?

A guy who’s taking you home at 30 MPH using nothing but the sheer force of his calves, zero side protection, and garnering the unadulterated rage of caroids stuck in traffic

or the guy who spent $90,000 on 15 feet tall ass warmer as he complains for 45 minutes in traffic about how expensive gas is and how much he wants to kill the old lady who cut him off 15 minutes ago