Mex@feddit.uk to United Kingdom@feddit.uk • 6 months agoWater firms ask for bill rises of between 24% and 91%external-linkmessage-square18 fedilinkarrow-up138
arrow-up138external-linkWater firms ask for bill rises of between 24% and 91%Mex@feddit.uk to United Kingdom@feddit.uk • 6 months agomessage-square18 Commentsfedilink
minus-squareZip2@feddit.ukhexbear8·6 months agoNow that is a nice idea, but I wouldn’t be surprised if that just forces them into their holiday homes abroad. Isn’t there a church somewhere that still has a ducking stool? I’ve had an idea. Wonder if they’ll rent it out. linkfedilink
minus-squareGreatAlbatross@feddit.ukMhexbear9·6 months agoIf they leave the country, we can assign a man with a portable bucket of sewage. We will have no issues finding such a man: Most of Thames Water's customers would pay for the privilege. linkfedilink
minus-squareZip2@feddit.ukhexbear8·6 months agoAs one of those people, I’m very happy to volunteer. Or maybe we make it compulsory like jury duty. linkfedilink
minus-squareSturgiesYrFase@lemmy.mlhexbear5·6 months agoI currently live in Scotland, but I could do with a vacation to follow a rich removed round with a bucket of sewage linkfedilink
Now that is a nice idea, but I wouldn’t be surprised if that just forces them into their holiday homes abroad.
Isn’t there a church somewhere that still has a ducking stool? I’ve had an idea. Wonder if they’ll rent it out.
If they leave the country, we can assign a man with a portable bucket of sewage.
We will have no issues finding such a man: Most of Thames Water's customers would pay for the privilege.
As one of those people, I’m very happy to volunteer. Or maybe we make it compulsory like jury duty.
I currently live in Scotland, but I could do with a vacation to follow a rich removed round with a bucket of sewage