I took a bunch of stuff from work that was gonna get recycled including a decent laptop and a flash drive. I work in network admin and IT if that narrows it down. Never used Linux before though.
Edit: Thanks everyone! I'm down for some problem solving so I think I'm gonna go the Arch/Manjaro direction so I can learn my way around Linux generally.
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Seconded, Fedora has become probably the most 'Ubuntu' distro of '23. Having to figure out why a random snap package can't see a given file is certainly not user approachable, and forcing them to be used for every single package by default is not ideal.