I took a bunch of stuff from work that was gonna get recycled including a decent laptop and a flash drive. I work in network admin and IT if that narrows it down. Never used Linux before though.
Edit: Thanks everyone! I'm down for some problem solving so I think I'm gonna go the Arch/Manjaro direction so I can learn my way around Linux generally.
this has the same vibe of having cern send you the particle data group's "Review of Particle Physics." it's 2000 pages long. this thing has over 200 authors and i hate some of them personally.