Had to keep this beauty intact. Boioioing boner penis joke. Dick and nuts.
Where did you find the $100 bill tree. I still haven't found one in my local forests.
Morel season needs to kick into full gear here. As soon as day/night temperatures are 60f/40f 15c/4c, they pop up associated with certain trees and burn sites. I've only found one in like four years of searching. So fucking good.
What do these even taste like? Sometimes the fancy grocery store has them but also a camera right above them so I can't steal them and try for myself
A nutty, buttery, robust earthiness. When they're roasted just right and tender, they melt in your mouth.
:soviet-bottom: one day I'll find some (or figure out a way to steal them)
a camera right above them so I can’t steal them and try for myself
Mask up, change your gait, and get the fuck out before a human can react
Also
Package mushrooms, walk around as if to shop, pocket package while rounding a deserted, camera less corner, gtfo
ahhhh they're beautiful! been out like six times in the last month and haven't found diddly squat.
