How do I word this without sounding like a dick?

Have you watched how people walk? They shamble, they stand on escalators (not the idea, folks!) and so on. These people drive. They look at their phones as they drive. They speed. Many of them are passively suicidal.

I'm not the only person I know who has crashed a car on a kind of death wish in the past. How the fuck are cars legal? Should be as bureaucratic to drive a car as it is to fly a plane.

E: oh and by the way, people cross the street to avoid cigarette smoke. Fair enough but like, are you fucking kidding me?

  • iridaniotter [she/her, she/her]
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    2 years ago

    That's very interesting. I heard that moving sidewalks also have a throughput issue. Obviously a ton of people just stand, but people who walk tend to adjust their speed so it's not much faster than regular walking. I guess I am the one true zoomer.