Now, is it possible to like a thing religious weirdos also like without exposing a deep deficit within you? Of course! I’m sure many of them like pizza because pizza is fucking awesome. Shit, Donald Trump loves shiny shit, and so do I. But if you’ve just entered a room, and you find yourself surrounded by religious weirdos, you should probably ask yourself how you got there and what you need to do to leave.

(Unless, of course, you’re there on purpose. In which case, congrats on finding your tribe.)