Me: remembering how many games were ruined by capitalism needing to make most of them too hard because "If they're too hard to beat during a weekend rental then people will be forced to buy the full game!"
I'm still bitter about Ecco the Dolphin and Dynamite Headdy. So much wasted potential.
Fuck that fucking octopus. Fuckin asshole. Suck off me
How much more bitter would you be if I told you the Japanese version of Dynamite Headdy is easier? :troll:
Contra: Hard Corps is another example of making the Western version arbitarily harder, the Japanese version has hit points.
I was so mad when I played the Japanese version and it was SO MUCH BETTER. Why couldn't we have had THAT :ooooooooooooooh:
Speaking of which there is a patch that lets you play the Japanese version in English. God bless pirates.
Chapo response: "It's actually anti-imperialism to make western version of video games harder."