It looks exactly like Skyrim but the player character is an ant.

:todd: says: "See that little patch of grass in the distance? You can climb it." The audience goes nuts. The sound of gamers simultaneously creaming their pants is powerful enough to make your ears bleed. It earns more than your country's GDP in pre-orders alone.

In other news Zenimakkkx killed another one of your favorite studios.

  • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
    ·
    1 year ago

    In other news Zenimakkkx killed another one of your favorite studios.

    • Logs onto Steam

    • Sees 10,000 new indie games

    • Checks Wishlist

    • Finds a dozen games I haven't purchased yet

    • Checks game library

    • Finds two-dozen games I haven't played yet

    • Checks online friends list

    • Sees a dozen people I haven't talked to or played within the last five years

    • Pops onto Reddit

    • Sees promo for a hundred new highly anticipated games being released in the next year

    • Visits vintage gaming store

    • Sees an entire wall full of classic titles I've never tried out

    • Pops into the arcade

    • Sees wall upon wall of cabinets I haven't played in months

    • Goes back home

    • Gets online

    • Sees that Electronic Activision has merged with Microsoft Nintendo

    • Spends $99 for their newest game

    • Its Sonic

    • Play for five minutes, then turn the console off and go complain on the internet about how there aren't enough games