Here's a few from me:
What's a policeman's least favorite vehicle? - A cab!
What's is the biggest problem with Israel? - That it is real!
What did Margaret Thatcher say to a socialist? -Nothing, because she's dead!
Here's a few from me:
What's a policeman's least favorite vehicle? - A cab!
What's is the biggest problem with Israel? - That it is real!
What did Margaret Thatcher say to a socialist? -Nothing, because she's dead!
[CW: mild suicide joke (It's just Hitler tho)]
What do you call a room full of Soviets having dinner? -The Fed Army!
What do you call a room full of Reddit admins? -also The Fed Army! :fedposting:
What did Biden say when he mistook someone for Obama? - You ain't Barak!
Why did Hitler shoot himself? -He was bad at Russian Roulette!
What was Stalin's favorite bird? -only a spoonbill!
Why didn't the American call an ambulance? -He can't afford one!
(Okay that last one just made me sad. :yea:)