This is hilarious. The U.S. Corps of Engineers has dangled a $42 million carrot to replenish sand on beaches in front of expensive houses but the homeowners don't want it at the expense of having to create public access easements (because federal dollars can only go towards improving public, not private, beaches). This town is going to get annihilated by the next big storm because these little tyrants want to keep their beaches private.
Maybe they will do a season of the Fallout show where this is a major plot point.
I'm totally writing in "undying nuclear hurricane" into my tabletop Fallout setting. My vaulties are gonna love this one.