When you shop for towels, don't get a towel, get a "bath sheet". They are XL towels
I have had to stay in a lot of hotels and the good the bad and the disgusting, it doesn't matter.
I am bringing my own fucking towel. You can say "stay at a nicer place" all you want. but those who can afford those places, are also those who can affod to be the sickest, most perverted fuckers out there and employees that give far less a fuck's worth of care.
I'm turning 42 next summer and have been thinking about hosting a Towel Party; this image is going to be very helpful.
This, but my pillow. Since I learned how amazing latex foam pillows are, I've had a hard time sleeping on regular pillows ever since.
https://media.tenor.com/85Dom3n5Q3IAAAAC/towelie-south-park.gif
