• Pinklink@lemm.ee
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    1 year ago

    Either RadioShack or Toys R Us. The other two, one is useless in this day and age, and the other is Blockbuster

  • UlyssesT [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    Fuck the nostalgia treats. As far as I have read, jesus-cleanse was a comrade and would be a comrade again.

    • Ramin Honary@lemmy.ml
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      1 year ago

      Exactly. I'm an atheist and electronics geek, but I am torn between Radio Shack and Jesus. I bet Jesus could effectively organize a world-wide general strike that completely overthrows capitalism and replaces it with a dictatorship of the proletariat so fast it would make Jeff Bezos' head spin and pop off.

      As long as I am fantasizing, I'll bet if Radio Shack came back, they would start selling Framework laptops to ordinary consumers and kick-start a market of DIY mobile computing platforms from laptops to cell phones to TV sets to home rack-mount servers running fediverse services all built with standardized parts and overthrow the consumerist electronic appliance market.

  • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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    1 year ago

    Y'all really need to step up the meme game. What does this even mean. "I'm old ha ha ha?"

    Also, Jesus. I don't need more cheap crap, I need to get drunk on a friday without spending my whole paycheck and Josh can hook that up.

  • Driftking@lemmy.ml
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    1 year ago

    Jesus. He is slated to return one day anyway but we need him now to show republicans what christianity is all about

  • littlecolt@lemm.ee
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    1 year ago

    As someone who worked at RadioShack, I would only want to bring it back if we could have owners who care about electronics and technology more and making profits less. I got to live the decline as they tried to become a cell phone store, and then got destroyed by big box stores and provider stores in that market. RadioShack would need to stay in its lane. Electronics, home theater, computers.

    If you have a MicroCenter in your area, it will have all this for you, tho, so I honestly would pick ToysRUs. There just isn't a real "fun focused" retailer anymore. Even adults could feel like kids at ToysRUs.

  • masquenox@lemmy.ml
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    1 year ago

    Definitely Jesus. I want to eat popcorn while I watch Christo-fascists and the prosperity gospel crowd hysterically calling Jesus a terrorist because he took a flamethrower to their vile McChurches.

    • Dubious_Fart@lemmy.ml
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      1 year ago

      It would almost be worth going to hell as a nonbelieving heretic if I could see Jesus actually return and start whipping republicans and evangelicals through the street while they decry him as a child grooming liberal homosexual communist.

  • CCatMan@lemmy.one
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    1 year ago

    I would prefer Microcenter make smaller versions of their stores. Like Micro-Microcenters.