You may remember me from that time I clocked the pope in his dumb pope face.

  • booty [he/him]
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    1 month ago

    what exactly is going through your head when you're running along a rooftop and then suddenly just decide to yeet yourself straight into the street and doubtless break a bunch of bones and stuff? I swear I've seen you do this more than once

    • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
      hexagon
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      1 month ago

      Italians have firm but flexible hocks of pepperoni instead of bones.

  • yoink [she/her]
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    1 month ago

    your bestie leonardo da vinci invites you to go to pride what are you wearing