• Churbleyimyam@lemm.ee
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    2 months ago

    I don't any more but I used to.

    The one that comes to mind was an elderly lady who got into some kind of finch-type bird (canaries maybe) instead of cats. She had obviously been letting them breed because there was flock of about 40 of them in the house, all flying together from one piece of furniture to the next.

    I found it pretty alarming to begin with but after half an hour or so I could appreciate the beauty of it.

    Plenty of bird shit in places though.

    • CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org
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      2 months ago

      I found it pretty alarming to begin with but after half an hour or so I could appreciate the beauty of it.

      Unexpected wholesome twist. I was expecting floors rotted through with shit or dead ones in corners.

      • Churbleyimyam@lemm.ee
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        2 months ago

        Yeah, considering that she was pretty old and living alone with a load of birds it wasn't too bad!

  • Vaggumon@lemm.ee
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    2 months ago

    Not exactly op's scenario but I had a client once who was a landlord. I was delivering some papers for him to sign off on some stuff, and he had me come into his kitchen to go over them. On his dining room table was piles of cash, like a foot tall, at least 200 stacks. Had to be hundreds of thousands of dollars. He casually walks past the table and throws a sheet over the money like "nothing to see here." Years later I read he got busted with several hundred pounds of drugs and illegal guns, so guy was into some pretty bad shit.

  • CrispyCactus @lemm.ee
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    2 months ago

    Well, probably not what you're looking for but I used to work yard maintenance for a property management company.

    I was sent to rake and tidy up the back yard of some house. In the back, there was an entrance to a root cellar that was separate from the house and had crappy wooden doors covering it. I was told to open it up and sweep the steps leading down to the cellar.

    I don't have a problem with dark places, or bugs. But that was the first time I'd seen camel crickets. They were big, hump backed and striped. And there were dozens of them. I dutifully swept the steps, from the dead center of them, my eyes darting around constantly trying to gauge whether or not the weird ass bugs were about to launch themselves onto me. They didn't. They were super chill.

    I told my dad about it later and he laughed at me for not knowing what the crickets were because they were so common. I've only seen a few more since then, and they still kinda weird me out.

  • Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml
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    2 months ago

    Some CCTV work: a big fucking mansion with marble/other stone floors and a manicured garden. Also, the whole mansion was fucking spotless, as if it were a museum. The customer lived there alone with their daughter and they, allegedly, did not have any domestic help/gardener.