I wonder if the astronauts will be able to sue Boeing for the extra damage that time did to their bodies.

please let them be rescued by a soyuz please it'd be so fucking funny if they got back home safe thanks to Roscosmos

Boeing killed John Barnett

If it is Boeing I ain't going

I was having a really good chuckle at an article yesterday titled "No, starliner isn't stranded in space" with the immortal, smug lib words "Here's why" tagged on the end.

I'll die laughing if the day after the thing literally died.