So basically what's going to happen is the reporters that reported that the Chinese police station reports were false, will be accused of having been paid off by the CPC. THEN those reports will also be found out to be false. In which case the reporters, that reported that the reporters that reported that the Chinese police station reports were false, were also falsely accused of being paid off by the CPC, will then be accused of being paid off by the CPC.
I bet they're paid off by the secret Chinese police. /s
HOW DEEP DOES THIS THING GO?!
You don't think Lemmygrad is secretly a Chinese police station, do you?
So basically what's going to happen is the reporters that reported that the Chinese police station reports were false, will be accused of having been paid off by the CPC. THEN those reports will also be found out to be false. In which case the reporters, that reported that the reporters that reported that the Chinese police station reports were false, were also falsely accused of being paid off by the CPC, will then be accused of being paid off by the CPC.
It's See See Pee all the way down
If it is, we're all double agents. Which is pretty cool.