To be clear, this is just a joke, and I don't look down on direct downloading. It absolutely has its place, and sometimes I do it myself if it's just faster to download a file directly. Torrenting is just so much more convenient, though, especially when using Jackett's manual search.
I don't torrent on mobile, so I have no idea if a mobile equivalent to this exists, sorry.
Oh I see, I do all my torrenting on my tablet because that's where I watch the movies anyway