I hope the afterlife is prepared to receive his limp penis

He was a really nice guy it turned out, and also innocent, and also a pretty good oil painter. He had a whole series of paintings of the incident, including a couple where he is depicted arresting himself. In a classic interview where he is having a laugh about the event and showing some of the pictures he ends the section by cooking a succulent Chinese meal for the interviewer.

There was also a wine released called get your hand off my pinot. The world feels a little smaller without him.

I, too, will enjoy a succulent Chinese meal in his honour today.