• combat_brandonism [they/them]
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    3 months ago

    de-rhetoric RHETORIC -- Try to dispell the rumors now!

    de-rhetoric RHETORIC [easy: failure] -- I did not have sexual relations with that couch

    de-perception PERCEPTION [medium: success] -- since you said that unprompted and with a desperate and sweaty demeanor, these people are starting to actually think you had sex with a couch. They were only joking about it behind your back before.