I had a volunteer potato in my garden this year so I just let it do its thing (Completely overshadowing all of my corn but oh well). It flowered and now suddenly there are... berries??? I've literally never seen these before, what are these?

  • FuckYourselfEndless [ze/hir]
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    11 months ago

    You need to grow these until they become blue. Grind up the berries into a powder. Put that powder into pill capsules. You need to find people have money and live alone and sell these pills to them as some kind of drug they'd be interested in.

    You're going to need spend a few days with them as they enter near-comatose state due to the drug and instruct them to do seemingly odd tasks while also preparing to suggest to them that they need to give you all of their money. Make sure you're not seen during any of this and leave no trace. Leave once this is finished.