This is a classic but I had to make sure it was in this community.

    • sdcSpade@lemmy.zip
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      6 days ago

      Nancy Sinatra created a new pair of boots and when her boss asked what purpose they served, she had a full song and dance prepared to pitch her idea.

  • UlyssesT [he/him]
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    6 days ago

    Flying was invented by standing up, and then standing up again before sitting down.