• CriticalResist8@lemmygrad.ml
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    3 months ago

    Conservative student supports capitalism... until it's applied to his GPA (he has to pay 15,000$ per additional 0.1 score and it's first come first serve, supply is finite)

    • Shinhoshi@lemmygrad.ml
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      3 months ago

      trump-enlightened: "Look folks, I just need a small loan of a million dollars. America never had a president with a 5.0 GPA. Even Lincoln had maybe a 4 or 3"

      (For those not in the US, Lincoln was mostly self-educated, having less than 12 months of formal schooling, yet received an honorary doctorate.)

    • qcop [they/them]
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      3 months ago

      I mean, I know people that literally think that's how socialism works

  • halyk.the.red@lemmy.ml
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    3 months ago

    I'd honestly be more interested in watching scarecrows in a field for ten minutes. At least those strawmen aren't unbearably smug.

  • Anarcho-Bolshevik@lemmygrad.ml
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    3 months ago

    But I thought that socialism was when you went around massacring millions of innocents for no reason. How do you apply that to a GPA?

  • lil_tank [any, he/him]
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    3 months ago

    Socialism is when you share stuff

    A traditional family shares the same house

    Therefore the traditional family is socialist

    Checkmate cuckservatives

  • Nocturne Dragonite@lemmygrad.ml
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    3 months ago

    Ah yeah an economic system can definitely be applied to something that has nothing to do with economics

    Conservatives are dipshits and the epitome of the Dunning-Kruger effect