The only naive mistake on any players' part would be playing with this guy in the first place

Pinging @UlyssesT@hexbear.net because I know you hate this stuff too

  • BeamBrain [he/him]
    hexagon
    ·
    1 day ago

    Random Harlot Table

    That straight-up sounds like something you'd see in FATAL

    • barrbaric [he/him]
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      1 day ago

      You're underselling it. Fantasy Adventure To Adult Lechery aka F.A.T.A.L. has [Sex Worker] as a playable class! They gain XP AP for getting people off.

      No, really.

      • Des [she/her, they/them]
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        1 day ago

        i pirated a copy of that game as part of a big package years ago. flipped through it out of curiosity because i had always heard the rumors

        and it was just so fucking lame. i say this as a very sex positive person. just absolute incel levels of sexuality.

        wouldn't surprise me if it was cobbled together as a group effort on 4chan.

        i've seen far better fan made hornystuff modules for D20 (and even they are just too much)

        • EelBolshevikism [none/use name]
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          16 hours ago

          just absolute incel levels of sexuality.

          I think implying incels (let alone FATAL) have some higher degree of sexuality is incorrect, it's just emotionally constipated sexuality

        • BeamBrain [he/him]
          hexagon
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          1 day ago

          wouldn't surprise me if it was cobbled together as a group effort on 4chan.

          FATAL actually predates 4chan (released in 2002, 4chan was founded in 2003).

        • UlyssesT [he/him]
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          1 day ago

          Pathfinder's CRPGs can be quite horny without being F.A.T.A.L. shit. They're neat.

          Wrath of the Righteous makes demons horny and terrifying at the same time from the first chapter, too.

            • UlyssesT [he/him]
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              1 day ago

              Be warned, some of it is gruesome, even just in text-only narration, like (CW: gore)

              spoiler

              A demon seducing a bunch of paladins by portraying an avatar of their goddess and making them so horny that one plucks out his own eyes as a sacrificial offering and she smears them on her naked body in an orgiastic blood ritual.