All I'm doing is looking at videos reviewing prayer books and every time I am getting these weird gun ads.
"Oh, you're Christian? DON'T YOU WANT THESE REALLY COOL INSTRUMENTS OF VIOLENCE AND DEATH!?"
Like....no. What? 
All I'm doing is looking at videos reviewing prayer books and every time I am getting these weird gun ads.
"Oh, you're Christian? DON'T YOU WANT THESE REALLY COOL INSTRUMENTS OF VIOLENCE AND DEATH!?"
Like....no. What?
The all-knowing, all-powerful, and ostensibly all-loving creator of the universe has some peculiar and petty preoccupations in the Burgerland version, that's for sure.
He also seems way more interested in helping score winning touchdowns than aiding the poor and the sick.